Monday, March 13, 2006

The Foot Thing



I revealed in my last post that I have a "foot thing." I don't care much for feet in general - mine or anybody else's. And yet recently I have come into possession of a large collection of foot and stocking fetish porn DVDs. I promised that an explanation would be my next post, so here we are. (Some of you may have heard this story already.)

Around the holidays, I decided it would be fun to give a couple of porn videos, in addition to their regular gifts, to a couple I know. Strangely, although I have a line on sex toys, lotions, oils etc...I don't really know where to get good porn videos. I own a few. Bought a couple, a few came to live with me by various means...honestly, I own pretty much all the porn I need.

So I was surfing the net, looking for porn and I was lost in a sea of bad-looking porn. I asked a couple of people for recommendations on where to go and was looking around there when another friend returned my call. This is the friend I thought would have the best recommendations, since she kind of works in the industry. OK, not "kind of." She is webmistress for a large and well-known (in certain circles) porn site.

She says to me "Well, I'll look around here and see what we have - see if I can find some of the more mainstream stuff - and send it to you." "For your FRIEND," she says. LOL!

I figure, great! I'll stop looking around here, I'm sure she'll send something fun and I'll just concentrate on the other shopping I need to do. A few days later, a box arrives at my door. SEVENTEEN DVDs are inside. Titles? Several volumes of "Pantyhose Seduction," several volumes of "Stocking Tease" and several volumes of "Foot Seduction." This is what she means by mainstream?

What I didn't realize is that the circle in which this porn site is well known is the FETISH circle. I knew there was that element to the business she works for, but I didn't know that WAS the business.

A few days after this, I got another box with another dozen or so Foot/Stocking/Pantyhose DVDs. I have watched several. Some are completely bizarre, some are funny, some actually do have some good sex scenes. And now, most of my friends have their own mini fetish collections. Share the wealth, I say.

So no, I am not a fetishist, ESPECIALLY not a foot fetish. And sometimes the foot thing still freaks me out. And yet I now have a rather large collection of fetish porn. The irony of this has not escaped me.

Today's Fragrance: Ormonde Jayne Tolu. Mmmmmm...resiny tonka goodness. Have written about this one before, so am pasting in my comments from the Best of 2005 post: The first time I tried this one, I didn't love it but on retrying it, I fell madly in love and this was my staple fragrance all summer. However, it's also perfect for Winter and especially holiday parties. Tolu is hard to describe...think old-world library but not musty. Overstuffed chairs, comfort, lingering smell of incensey tobacco. Lush and comforting and definitely unique. It's that crazy resin. The resin combined with the slight edge from the sage keeps this from being too plush a fragrance, if that makes sense. I can sit on the overstuffed chairs without sinking in up to my neck. my neck.

9 Comments:

Blogger PFG said...

I heard it before but it's still funny. And yes, I do have my very own mini collection of foot/stocking porn now.

10:06 PM, March 13, 2006  
Blogger mireille said...

Me, I'm just glad you own all the porn you need. That must be a very good feeling. heh. xoxo

8:17 PM, March 14, 2006  
Blogger colombina said...

So the stuff she sent you was "the more mainstream stuff". I wonder what the stuff she decided not to send you was like. I am not sure I really want to know :-)

11:47 PM, March 14, 2006  
Blogger Trina said...

Sweetie, have you not heard of amazon.com? Lotsa porn, with plenty of customer reviews! In case you or *your friends* are ever in the market again...

9:58 AM, March 15, 2006  
Anonymous kyahgirl said...

oh my, you are such a good writer and I really got a laugh at this post.

(I bet you get lots and lots of visitors after this post!!)

10:38 AM, March 15, 2006  
Blogger Atreau said...

So, is the porn mainstream for a foot fetishist or mainstream as far as porn goes?

9:44 PM, March 15, 2006  
Blogger cjblue said...

Atreau, good question. She actually called me up afterwards and said she was unable to find anything that didn't have feet, stockings or pantyhose, but that she was sending the ones she thought had good sex scenes. So in reality, nothing mainstream here, but an interesting glimpse into the wide, wide world of fetish.

Trina, somehow it never occurrred to me to check Amazon, but aside from a few classics, I still don't really know what I'd be looking for. It's a shot in the dark - ahem, uh, no pun? - buying porn.

Thanks everybody for your comments!

10:15 AM, March 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ooooh, pretty foot. grrrrr.

11:18 AM, March 17, 2006  
Blogger WinterWheat said...

...having hilarious visions here of your teenage daughters inviting friends for sleepovers and popping in random DVDs to see what Mom and Dad have in the collection...

1:55 PM, March 19, 2006  

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