Joke of the Day
My 4-year old daughter was telling me jokes on the way to school this morning. I told her the Batman one:
How does Batman's mom call him to dinner?
DinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerBATMAN!
She told me a couple:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Her egg was on the other side.
And now, my favorite:
Why did the pterodactyl call for help?
It had a fire in its mouth.
Me: Oh, I'm glad I'm not that pterodactyl, that doesn't sound like fun at all.
Daughter: It was a *fire breathing* pterodactyl!
(yeah, she used the "duh" tone of voice too)
3 Comments:
Clearly, R., you're just one of those people who never get the joke.
Duh!
*Gosh*... does she have to explain *everything* to you???
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