Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Joke of the Day




My 4-year old daughter was telling me jokes on the way to school this morning. I told her the Batman one:
How does Batman's mom call him to dinner?
DinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerBATMAN!

She told me a couple:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Her egg was on the other side.

And now, my favorite:

Why did the pterodactyl call for help?
It had a fire in its mouth.

Me: Oh, I'm glad I'm not that pterodactyl, that doesn't sound like fun at all.
Daughter: It was a *fire breathing* pterodactyl!
(yeah, she used the "duh" tone of voice too)

4 Comments:

Blogger PFG said...

Yeah, come on. Fire in its mouth, of course. Silly mom.

10:47 PM, March 22, 2006  
Anonymous buleria said...

Clearly, R., you're just one of those people who never get the joke.

9:24 AM, March 24, 2006  
Blogger WinterWheat said...

Duh!

7:36 PM, March 25, 2006  
Blogger Trina said...

*Gosh*... does she have to explain *everything* to you???

3:45 AM, March 28, 2006  

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